(just found this floating on the Net and decided to add it to my page. -Phantom)
10: When she comes over to your house, she runs into your room with a sledge hammer and bashes
Optimus Prime all the while saying, "Stop trying to steal my boyfriend!"
9: She wonders why you spend more on accessories for your stripped Fort Max than you do on her.
8: You spend countless hours trying to convince her that "Elita" is slang for "This is wonderful"
7: You find yourself saying, "Come on over, Beast Wars just finished."
6: "No, No honey, this is Megaplex, not Megatron. What? No he's a different color. Yes, it's supposed to be that way. Yes I still have to buy him. Huh? No, not Metroplex, he's an Autobot.....Autobot.....Good Guy. No, he's only one color......Well I suppose there are Bootlegs...Honey? come back..please?
5: You tell her you sleep with stuffed animals without mentioning that they aren't stuffed and are made of die-cast metal and plastic.
4: After having a fight, your write her a poem. Unfortunately, it is the lyrics for "Dare To Be Stupid".
3: She doesn't like going into your room because she feels that all of your Transformers are staring at her.
2: You find yourself forever explaining to her, ME: Transformers You: Shoes
And the number one sign that your Girlfriend doesn't understand your Transformers....... 1. You tell her that you just bought a Rattrap and she says, "Why? I didn't know you had rats!"
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