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rating system:
*=mildly descriptive
***=extremely graphic
+ (in addition)
o=oral sex
a=anal sex
n=non-consensual (but NO sadism)
r=rough sex
g=group sex
p=promiscuity (aren't they all?)

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adult stories by me:
  • Phantom's Smut Confession what I'd do with Optimus Prime if I ever got my hands on him
  • Reunion the missing scene from "The Search for Alpha Trion, starring Optimus and Alita One
  • Solo Performance Alita One has died, so how will Prime deal with his lustful feelings for
    another woman?
  • A Warm Welcome Megatron has a special greeting for his new recruit
  • Debriefed Alita decides to liven up a boring meeting
  • Illusions Magnus finds an outlet for his feelings towards Optimus
  • Kissing Sisters Alita finds solace in Chromia's arms after the Ark disappears
  • Pleasures of the Flesh Optimus and Alita experiment with their human bodies
  • Bathing Beauty Phoenix spies on Ultra Magnus, who thinks he's all alone....
  • Token of Affection Deathangel brings Megatron an unusual gift
  • Precious Things ch. 6 (alternate) Alita finds a little surprise in the packet Optimus gave her
    before she left on her suicide mission... a photo of him naked on a bearskin rug
    This fic has had the dubious honor of being MSTed by Nightbreak, which was nominated for a Mally award.
  • Happily Ever After Alita and Optimus tie the knot in style
  • Perceptions Perceptor feels phantom hands caressing him in the middle of giving a report...
    yet there's nobody there
  • Sweet Surrender Optimus is interrogated in a most unusual manner
  • Taking the Plunge Magnus goes au naturel in the woods
  • Splish Splash Springer comes home to some wet fun
  • Burst Will Optimus make it to the waste extractor in time, or will he wet himself? (WARNING: watersports)
  • Steam Megatron and Starscream have some steamy fun
  • Slippery When Wet Optimus soaps up with a hot mech
  • Where No Bot Has Gone Before who could stomach this couple??
  • Sex, Lies, and the Autobot Leader Optimus lets his hair down, so to speak ;)
  • The Flip Side Optimus gets a taste of what it's like to be a member of the fairer sex
  • Higher Power Optimus develops guilty feelings for a forbidden mech
  • Payback RID Ultra Magnus gets even with his brother
  • Guilty Pleasures A virus allows Optimus and Rodimus to be together in a way they've always wanted
  • Red Hot Red Alert and Inferno ease each other's loneliness
  • Consummation After two years of dating, Optimus Prime is finally ready for an intimate relationship with Andromeda
  • A Little Fun Among FriendsOptimus, Rodimus, Andromeda and Nova explore their rather tangled sexual relationships
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    by other authors:

    by V.H. Dova:

  • Jade "Jade" confronts her changed body and her feelings for Skywarp
    by Arcee-chan:
  • The Depths of Passion DepthCharge's fury turns to lust
    by LoneWolf:
  • BiMaximals Lust and the scent of mint waft through the Maximal base

    by Jade

  • Just a Few Drinks Optimus gets reacquainted with an old lover
  • Savage Actions BlackArachnia encounters a knight in white armor
  • Study Break Perceptor runs a special experiment of his own
  • Explosive Results two scientists cook up a special experiment
  • The Birds and the Bees Bumblebee tests his mettle as a new recruit

    by Clarity:

  • Prime Wash
    Carly gives Prime a wash, which only makes him hotter
  • Megatron's 'Changes'
    a potential weapon turns against Megatron in an embarrassing way

    by E. Nigma:

  • Night Shift Aiko sets her sights on Ultra Magnus
  • The Second Night Aiko and Magnus continue their fun with a new participant
  • First Contact Prime loses his virginity in a burst of light
  • Bestial Desires Deathangel acts out her wild impulses with a surprising partner
  • Double Double Toil and Trouble Phoenix and Aiko welcome Ultra Magnus home
  • Enemy Arms Magnus, stripped and shackled, at the mercy of 'Con femmes
  • Past Acquaintances Magnus receives a big surprise for his promotion (sequel to Enemy Arms)
  • Aftershocks
    Optimus and Magnus feel the effects of the previous night (sequel to Past Acquaintances)
  • Night Music Optimus and Aiko enjoy their date (excerpt from The Death of Elita One)
  • Fantasy in Blue
    Magnus lives out his fantasies with a hologram (ties in with The Death of Elita One)
  • One Last Fling Magnus says a special goodbye to his friend
  • Iron Man Ironhide regrets neglecting Chromia
  • First Time Jitters Prime's daughter explores her sexuality
  • Masquerade Elita encounters a dashing stranger
  • New Recruit Kup helps a new femme adjust to her new post
  • Synth Soundwave goes to great lengths to save his love
  • Primal Urges Optimus Primal feels those organic urges

    by Blackbird:

  • Dream Woman A young maximal works out his sexual frustrations
  • A Graze in the Field Tigertron and Airrazor enjoy the wildlife
  • Killing Time It's business before pleasure for Nightfox, but how will Blackbird deal with it?
  • Midnight Meeting Blackbird's libido gets the better of him, with delicious results
  • Strange Love Airrazor's feelings for her teammate have an unexpected payoff
  • A Pleasant Surprise A voyeuristic Predacon finds his fantasies coming true
  • Survival Stranded in the middle of the storm, what will these two Maximals do to survive?
  • Two Cats and a Bird Cheetor falls prey to a hungry bird's appetite
  • After the Battle Nightfox finds a way to relieve Blackbird's post-battle tension
  • Life's a Beach Cheetor has a turbulent encounter during a raging storm
  • Return to the Beach Cheetor has further exciting adventures
  • Ruffling the Feathers Blackbird ruffles more than his feathers to release some tension
  • Ruffling More Feathers Blackbird performs for a willing audience
  • Hidden Desires Blackbird finds out that he has an unlikely admirer
  • Call of the Wild Tigertron finds that his beast mode is more than meets the eye

    by Phoenix:

  • Burning Desires Optimus pops in for a quickie
  • Decisions part 5 special edition a sexy version of Decisions chapter 5; read the entire (non-smut) fic on Lexicon here
  • Lazy Days Springer and Arcee depart for their honeymoon
  • Games of the Gods Springer and Arcee experiment on their honeymoon (sequel to Lazy Days)
  • Moving Moments a limo ride puts Springer and Arcee in a playful mood
  • Short and Sweet yet another 'on the desk' fic... with a twist
  • Frailties excerpt As humans, Springer helps Arcee with her amnesia
  • Close Encounters Magnus has a sister who's turning heads
  • Morning Madness Arcee's in a frisky mood... so why is Springer so anxious?
  • Satisfaction Arcee needs Springer's attention...NOW
  • Girls Night Out ever wonder what the girls say behind their mates' back?
  • Short Surprises Where can a horny couple find privacy to interface?
  • Eyes Wide Shut Optimus gets off on someone's dirty little secret (sequel to Short Surprises)
  • First Steps a young Springer finds his attention rivited on an alluring femme

    by Springer:

  • The Fire in Us All Phoenix decides to spice up her sex life with Magnus
  • Forbidden Desires Phoenix starts checking out some forbidden metal
  • Old Friends Magnus encounters an old flame that taught him the moves
  • Hot Stuff Phoenix and Magnus play dirty in the sack
  • She's a Maniac Phoenix entertains her lover at a briefing
  • A Taste of Heaven Phoenix celebrates Valentine's Day
  • The Night is Young Pregnancy isn't so bad after all
  • Nerves of Steel Magnus suffers from neglect during Phoenix's pregnancy
  • Burdens of Parenthood Phoenix and Magnus snatch a moment alone
  • Normalty Sets In Magnus and Phoenix get reacquainted as life calms down
  • Of Magnus and Men Magnus, bound and human, at the mercy of a sexy woman
  • The More the Merrier Magnus has his hands full
  • A Pleasant Surprise Magnus encounters a mysterious femme
  • Savage Release Blade torments Magnus with a few kinky toys
  • Alone in the Dark Blade drowns her problems in sex
  • Revelations Blade turns to Magnus for comfort
  • Seductions Blade rejects the finer points of dating
  • Starting Over Blade waits for her lover to come back to her
  • Revelations and Expectations Blade finds love from an unexpected source
  • A Moment in Time Deathangel grills a promising student
  • Passionate Rewards Deathangel works out her aggression
  • Hail the Conquering Hero Deathangel feels suddenly drained of energy
  • First Times Star Ruby learns the ways of lovemaking
  • Two of a Kind Star Ruby raises Megatron's spirits
  • More Office Antics Star Ruby and Megatron ease their tension
  • Second Time Around special edition Rodania tells Rodimus off
  • Escape to Lookout Mountain Rodimus finds a chance to relax
  • New Beginnings Story Arc Part 1: Will You Be Mine? Rodimus has something very important to ask Rodania
  • Roddy's Sojourn Roddy takes a vacation with Silhouette
  • A New Beginning Springer tests out his new power with Arcee

    random amusing snippets:
  • Top Ten Signs Signs Your Girlfriend Understands Transformers Too Well
  • Top Ten Signs That Your Girlfriend Doesn't Understand Your Transformers
  • Only Human hidden meaning
  • Transformers Reproduction Method List 1.0
  • Waspinator and Butt-Head
  • NaughtyRobot The quintessential homewrecker
  • TF:TM Sexually Slanted Lines
  • Top 10 TF Erotic Lines
  • Return of the TF Pickup Lines

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    Smutzine, anyone?

    Submissions are now being accepted for a smut fanzine! Send material (fics or pics) to Jive. If enough material is submitted, it could turn into a series! Volume One of the 'zine is now available. Click above for ordering information.

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  • Springer's adult archive which contains plenty on the green hunk
  • Jetarra's adult archive ever wonder what the Transformers do in their free time?
  • DeceptiConsort Razormoon's gay, bi, and straight friendly Transformers mucky illo site
    Transformers smut list Yahoo groups e-mail list

    other adult links:
  • Alt.Startrek.Creative story archive Beam me up, baby!
  • Alt.Sex.Fetish.Robot fiction archive ever wanted to be a robot?
  • Kinky Cards show that special pervert that you care
    tasteful erotic works in Castellano, French and English
  • Gallery of Perversion how could plastic figures get up to so much mischief?
  • Starscream's secret has this 'Con been hiding something? (don't know who drew it)
  • Steam yeah, it's not in a shower, but still! (pic by Razormoon)
  • Optimus and Megatron square off
    check out those codpieces... and people say they are asexual beings :P
  • Dirk Dinobot Dinobot as a sexy pinup (pic by HooksX)
  • Slippery When Wet soap up with these studs (pic by Jade)
  • Drunk Megatron taken from A Day in the Decepticon Camp #1 (by Jive)
  • Interesting Camera Angle taken from A Day in the Decepticon Camp #2 (by Jive)
  • Cross-dressing Optimus A pic, most likely taken from Gundam Wing, of how Optimus might look as a femme (goes well with The Flip Side)
    Exclusive to this archive (do not repost without permission!):
  • Embrace From Behind Optimus and Rodimus share an affectionate moment (pic by Jive)
  • Mounting The Autobot co-leaders in a very compromising position (pic by Jive)
  • Oral Action Rodimus demonstrates his skills in the oral arts (pic by Jive)
  • Triple Threat The Decepticon Seekers unwind (pic by Jive)
  • Two-On-OneStarscream gets some not-so-tender loving (pic by Jive)

    Smut Sounds Note: I got these sound files from friends, I don't know who originally compiled or recorded them

  • Optimus/Magnus Optimus and Magnus get it ON! :D (credit goes to RaveStrike)
  • Yessss! BW Megatron is horny, yessss....
  • horny Magnus Magnus gets rather desperate
  • Seven of Nine Seven of Nine explores her sexuality
  • Treklove Kirk and Spock go where no man has gone before

    credit goes to Jade for the excellent pic

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