From: email@example.com (Aaron F. Bourque)
Date: 11 Dec 1999 18:08:43 GMT
Because of all these stupid sex spams, I thought it would be appropriate to rehash it.
Thanx to Zob for these:
Blurr: "I can take it slow when I want to..."
Hoist: "How 'bout a lube job?"
Ramjet: "I just changed heads last week!"
Tracks: "Come back to my place and you can judge for yourself."
Silverbolt: "I'll let you be on top."
Soundwave: "Operation: Copulation."
Quintessons: "Shall we have an anticipatory moan of ecstasy?"
Sunstreaker: "I'll let you polish me."
Optimal Optimus: "We'd have four million years to clean it off the ceiling."
Devastator: "Six times. Think about it."
Ultra Magnus: "I'll just slip your bra off and... how the hell do you unsnap
this thing? Open, dammit, open!"
Beast Machines Primal: "I'll teach you how to get in touch with your inner self."
And for those who missed it the first time!
Top Ten Transformers Pick Up Lines:
10. Arcee: "Your male, I'm female, let's do it."
9. Tracks: "Your male, I'm male, let's do it."
8. Eject: "How would you like to score?"
7. Grimlock: "Me Grimlock not kisser, me KING!"
6. Starscream: "Would you like to give me a deep voice?"
5. Hot Rod: "If your going to ride, ride in STYLE!"
4. Springer: "I've got THREE modes." *nudge, nudge, wink, wink . . .*
3. Megatron, brandishing fusion cannon: "Do you know what I could do to you with THIS?"
2. Optimus Prime: "I am Optimus Prime."
And the Number One Transformer Pickup Line IS:
1. Anyone: "Baa Wheep Graagnaa Wheep Nini Boingy Boingy Boingy"
--Aaron "The Mad Whitaker" Bourquereturn to Phantom's Adult Fanfic Mini-Archive